That’s right. One more week and The Golden Compass hits theaters, much to the chagrin of many Conservative Evangelicals. As you can tell, I can’t wait. In fact, I’ve started re-reading the first book in excited anticipation, even though the film won’t be nearly as good…they never are. Nevertheless, hopefully I’ll compile a top ten list of why Christians shouldn’t hate this book after I finish it this weekend. Until then, check out a hilarious article from The San Francisco Chronicle’s Mark Morford, but if you’re easily offended, don’t bother.